7/22/09

What Is Wrong With This Picture?


Hmm..no one can beat their meat, huh?
Lol I bet I know a few homolicious friends who can beat their meat and probably put it in their mouth with a smirk.



Talking about beating meat, Hailey Glassman (Jon Gosselin's 22 year old whorebag girlfriend)has been in multiple gossip magazines due to her party girl ways.




It's obvious that she is only dating Jon for a quick 15 minutes of fame. I mean, c'mon now, the bitch tried out for the Oxygen Network series, Bad Girls Club and MTV's Real World. Since Hailey use to be in fat camp and is an obvious cum guzzler, she was rejected for both reality shows.


So, she did what any normal "starfucker" would do, she anal fucked her way to 15 minutes of fame. The only thing is she fucked the wrong "star" (if you can call Jon Gosselin a star...just because you have 8 kids don't mean shit!) Sweatheart, its called fucking your way up to stardom not fucking a douchebag on a reality series about having 8 kids with a frigid cunt.

The girl has a record. 1st was was for marijuana possession and the 2nd was for illegal consumption of alcohol. Below is her mugshot. The dumb bitch is taking her mugshot as if its a picture for Prom.


Then the cunt kept her Facebook account as public only to have several gossip magazine display her as the whore she is. Below are a few pictures from her Facebook account.





Bitch, how are you going to date a man with 8 kids who doesn't even care for them as a father should. They are both using each other. Jon uses her so he can brag that he is dating a young girl who doesn't have a frigid cunt that has icicles and frost dripping from her vagina lips like his ex wife Kate.



They are both douchebags and I can't wait to see them out of the limelight. I would rather see lime squirted in their eyes.

PS: We see all this commotion about Jon and Hailey but I have yet to see Jon spend any time with his kids.


What a bad father and a incredible douche bag! Stop wearing Ed Hardy shirts, Jon. You are making it tackier than it should be!




1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMAO. Hailey is a big ol slut and beating meat can be hard!