Going Green

Everyone is going green which is an amazing thing. I urge more people to go green but I think some people take it too far. Here are a few examples of people who take going green to the next level.

Now this is going too green...I know we are trying to save electricity and such but damn how the fuck do you see in a dark room with this "light bulb" lol



Imagine if the vines of this chair crawled up inside your anus...do you think it would hurt or be fun?


Now you can knock a bitch out via "green" style!




"Fee Fi Fo Fum!" says the Giant in the Beanstalk..err...I mean the towel

Is this really necessary? The necklace will be dead in a few days so why bother buying this?


Can you see yourself being wheeled around in this?

Nothing says classic than skeleton leaves.

Do they pay someont to water this one area in the parking lot?

A "green" way to travel. Fuck hybrid cars! Grass O Wheel is the way to travel!

Umm...Is this sanitary? Do they use a shrub rather than soap?

How comfy can these really be? Also, what happens when they die? You can't possibly wear them without getting a dry scratchy feeling. Thisis going too green LOL

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Welcome to Vintage Ads!!

Another end to another work week and the beginning of a weekend full of debauchery!

Wahoo! Nothing says fun than forcing objects into your mother's cunt!

Talking about cunts, this ad is pretty risqué considering its time (Late 60's) but then again...it was the time of swingers and orgies!

Xmas isn't Xmas without a rifle as a gift! Every family should own one especially children. LOL This is an ad for Daisy Shotguns from late 1950's.

This ad is from October 14 1864! $100 back then was like $100,000 LOL I can't believe they actually had ads like this but then again it was the late 1800's

The description of the "runaway" is (I know it's a little too small to read): He is 33 years of age, very stout, very black (lol) with African features.

Wow...

Uh oh! To all you sluts out there, you are going steady with Hitler!!! (PS Hitler kinda looks like Jughead from the Archies LOL)

Girl, I don't think it's your spots on your glass that is driving him away. It's probably the fact that you are a clingy, whining bitch!

Umm...all I can say is eww! I mean mixing milk with seven-up is fucking gross. Only poor people would do that!

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LOL Someone must've gotten a divorced! If my bitch did that...I would laugh...but still!...Bitches better recognize!


Oh yeah! I just can't wait to bring my family and friends to the Cook County Forest Preserve. Just because there are a few dead bodies, it shouldn't damper our fun!


LOL!! You are stupid not to buy this house! I mean the blazing inferno should definitely signal you to purchase it! I bet that house won't last...and not from the market..I mean literally...it won't last. That fire looks like its 88 inches from the back door. Yes....88 inches!!!



The Bounty picker-upper is soooo the best way to soak up blood especially from six bullet wounds! Fuck those other brands. They couldn't serve as a tourniquet!

I wouldn't mind eating at a place that has an owner known for murdering and dismembering his spouse.

Mr. Giggles looks like a fun and affectionate pet. I mean with an name like Mr. Giggles...there is no denying his friendlyness!

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Welcome to my weekly post, Weird Product.

Ever had those lonely nights where all you have is a warm bagel, butter, and your miserable but horny penis?

Well, say goodbye to those microwaved buttered bagel nights!

Now you can masterbate using your hand like old fashion times.

Simply purchase the above item.

Put on glove (since not only you are a loser but you are dirty too) and hop to the one arm man feast!

Gloves...hand...erectus magnimus...lube....all the key qualities of a fun night (for losers like yourself)

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This crazy organism is fashionably fierce with its boa like arms. Work it girl!

How to Self Defend Yourself

Have you ever been at a bar and go so drunk and angry that you wished you had a bat to beat people with?

Well with this new device, not only will you have a portable bar table but a bat and shield is included!

Now you can go to your beloved bars and beat the ones you look at you cross eyed until they bleed to death!

Also, you can use at home. You never know if a burglar will be around and you need a weapon as well as protection.




Ever went to church only to get molested by a priest? Now you will have the capability to protect yourself from those perverts!

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Another awesome week of VINTAGE ADS!!! Wahoo! LOL

LOL! So when Britney Spears shave her head, did she use a hairdryer as well?

How about Sinead O'Connor? When she was bald (or is she still? who knows...) did she use hair products despite the lack of follicles on her scalp? I never knew dryers were so much fun to have.



What a sexist ad! Then again, it was created in the 50's. Apparently, wives only want household appliances for gifts.



If someone blew smoke in my face (if it wasn't cannabis smoke, that is) then I would be fucking pissed! What girl would follow a guy around after he blew smoke in her face. Cigarette smoke (eww the worst kind...bleh) A whore! That's who!


Umm..this was created in the early 60's. Obviously, this ad came out when society didn't view pedophilia as it is today. This ad is highly disturbing.

Damn straight! A woman only looks cute when she is working! So get in the kitchen, bitch, and make me a sandwhich. When you are done, eat me out. Only then, will I find you attractive! LOL

Oh wow! Really! I am so happy that they made a ketchup bottle so easy to open since I have weak woman hands. I wouldn't know what to do if they didn't make it easier for women to open it. Finally! A bottle for women! Fucking assholes! LOL Were men the only gender making ads back then!

Haha! What I gather from these ads is: If you are bald, you can still use a dryer. Wives only want appliances for gifts, only are cute when they are cooking and can't open bottles. Women like cigarette smoke in their faces, kids are sexy and wives belong in the kitchen. LOL Such sexist ads!

Vanessa And The Attack Of The Hairy Bush

Eek! It’s Sasquatch! It’s Big Foot! Nope, you are all wrong. It’s Vanessa Hudgens hairy taint bush!


The trend for Disney to find a young actress then manipulate her to rising fame, in which, it will all go to their heads. Next step will either be a naked pic leak, sex tape and/or rumors of whoredom. Lather, rinse then repeat.




It seems that every Disney actress out there rises to fame then travels a downward spiral to sluttiness.

As nude pics of Vanessa Hairy Bush Hudgens pollute search engines, a star is now born. Disney once again created a new slut for Hollywood (as if we don’t have enough of those)

She currently has a new CD labeled, Sneakernight. I haven’t heard it. Don’t want to hear it. My advice to Vanessa AKA Wookie: take a razor to your snatch, put on your sketchers, and run away. Oh, and don’t worry about your fudgepacker boyfriend, Zac Efron. I’m sure some random guy will fill his anus with the passion he so desires.

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Welcome to the weekly edition of Weird Product.

This is an actual product sold in Japan.

Do kids really play with this? It's like they are promoting killing people, removing their limbs, and cutting out their eyes. Yay! Sounds like fun.

Where can I order my psychopathic toy? Hmm...maybe by PayPal?

What a crazy bunch...but then again people in Japan wear crazy shit so them having weird toys does not surprise me.

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Welcome to This Week's WTF Is This Shit?! Picture.

To some, it may look like a huge penis that you might want to ride on.

To others, it may look likea a penis got caught in a clam (hehe clam)

This is an actual species called, Geoduck Clam.

Now for all you sluts and homos, why don't you try to locate on and you can use it as a real life dildo.

Yes, I am talking to YOU!

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Have you ever wanted to kill yourself in the bathtub but without the old cliche of throwing something electrical into the water.

Well, look no further, my suicidal friend!

Now, you can have the joy of having a nostalgic rubber ducky as you step into the nest of death.

So easy to use.

Step 1: Put on some music, preferably Barry Manilow.

Step 2: Light some candles and grab some lotion

Step 3: Make love to yourself (Hello! You are going to die. Might as well rub one out)

Step 4: Run a soothing bubble bath.

Step 5: Plug in ducky.

Final Step: Enjoy the strong electrical currents sweeping through your body. Smell the delicious Cajun smell of your flesh burning. Ah! The sweet relief of death.

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It's Friday!! Know what that means? No, not a whole two days of no work. No not the day you shave your anus.

Its WEIRD VINTAGE ADS day! lol

This ad is trying to sell Lysol...for you vag!!

Talk about ouch! Using Lysol in your vagina does not sound fun! Is her vagina so wretched that her husband has to lock her out? I think so! Maybe her vag needs Lysol.



This is an actual 1979 Pakistan Airlines Ad. Fucking wild!



This is just wrong to advertise in so many levels. Not only does it condone domestic abuse but it also indicates how hot spanks can be!


You are never to young to start shaving! Look at this baby! Look at how much fun he is having by shaving his peach fuzz-like hair.

Oh no! Not the horrifying tale of an unwed mother!!

Now this is just plain fucking creepy! I have no comment!

LOL! Are you sure its for your gums and not other parts of your body? I ask, "Why must it resemble a finger and vibrate? Why?" LOL

If you don't smoke, then you don't believe!