If Animals Had Sex With Other Species Than Their Own

Ever imagine what monstrosities will come to be if certain species bred with other species?

Look no further! I have the pics for you LOL

Pretty butterfleel!


This species should never ever come to be!


LOL If I saw this I would just laugh! Can his fish head survive on land?

I would be too scared to pet it. It looks too spiky! LOL

LMAO!

I would never own these hideous things!

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Maybe alcohol and fighting in a war aren't the best combination!



Who wouldn't want a squirrel lamp. That's why once I capture Nutsy I will make him into a lamp!(click link if you want to learn more about Nutsy http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/07/that-so-nutsy.html )



She didn't burn the beer but she is still going to get a beat down for burning dinner.


LOL! A really funny Public Service Announcement ad published in the 50's era. LMAO

An ad that promoted using Opium to inject yourself to treat ailments. Obviously, this was before they made a law prohibiting intravenous opium.

Haha! This poor kid. I would hate to have my picture with me sporting a diaper or as the ad calls them StayDry panties!!!

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Because eating your underwear will allure people to think you are sober and definitely not drunk!




Oh it was just arsenic. Nothing to fear.....

Wow! Mistress of the Universe! Do you have sex with the world or everyone in it?

LOL! Now that is just mean!

Nothing screams an appropriate prize to a child than a gun!

Either someone is stealing birthday cards or this woman is an old senile biddy!

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Ever wanted to be like McGuyver?

Ever been in a situation where a paper clip was needed to escape an explosion or to attack villains?

Ever needed a paperclip to construct an Army tank made of paper clips, rubber bands and used coffee cups?

NO NEED TO FEAR!!! The McGuyver kit is here!

Now you can carry this device with you which will allow you to stealthily maneuver out of any tough situations!

PS: A regular paper clip won't work! It must be a McGuyver kit!!

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This sexy thing is called the Rosy-Lipped Batfish. Those lips look familiar! Oh yeah! They are! Those are the same lips that inspired many young starlets to get plastic surgery after.

Don't those lips look so inviting. Pucker up (I don't mean your lips either. I meant your asshole!)

If Evolution Went Apeshit Crazy. Yes APESHIT!

Ever wonder what would happened if certain animals bred with another species.

Look no further. I have some pictures for your eyeballs to molest.


Aww look at this Tigeape! Nothing says cool than a tiger's head on a ape's body LOL


If I ever saw this flying at me...Iwould probably run away faster than Jesus on water!



This guy looks mean yet very patriotric.


Aww! Nothing says cute than fangs and slime

Fuck Unicorns. This horsewhale is cooler!

OMG! So cute...imagine a cute baby lionangaroo sticking out from the pouch!

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Another fabulous week of Vintage Ads! Enjoy, cunties!


LOL! Exactly! You never know when you are gonna die so go on...go on...have a fag today!



They use to use Coca Wine (cocaine laced wine) to treaat fatigue. Well obviously if you are drinking cocaine you will no longer be fatigue...lol


MMM using chloroform for as cough syrup.

Look at these kids going crazy for Ayer's Pectoral. It's liquid heroin for kids. Their faces alone shows you how high they are LOL

Want to cure Asthma? Smoke an Asthma cigarette. It will do the trick!

Hahah No words for this one!

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People can be so stupid and the below pictures only highlight that fact!


LOL! Wow! I never knew that a millionare is someone with a million dollars. Thank you for clarifying!




Please explain how a coin can look suspicious!


Hmm...I think I'll get the latter is cheaper.

Damn! No wonder all those fish died when I had them in a cage.

Haha! That sucks for the person who was charged with this. I would be pissed off if a newspaper said I was being charged for prostitution when I was only charged with failure to stop at a railroad crossing!

HAHA! Well, the police man was either smart to call out, "Marco" or stupid thinking he was really in the water sports game. Either or, the criminal was even dumber for even responding, "Polo"

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Ever take a shit and thought to yourself, "Hmm, I wonder if I can use those playdoh molds on my shit to make my poops fun" well, look no further!

Introducing Poop-Time fun shapes. Just place the fun shape over your asshole....pinch out a fat loaf...and voila! You will get a fun shaped poop.

Comes in heart and stars.

Get your poop on!

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No this isn't a glop of peanut butter or a vagina up close. This is the Wrinkle-face bat. LOL Whoever thought of the name for this bat was so highly creative.

If I was going to name this bat species, I would call it globbiclitori.

Now that sounds scientific!

Playing God With Animal Body Parts

If you have seen Napoleon Dynamite, then you know what a liger is. If you don't know what a liger is...it is an actual hybrid animal that is a cross between, you guessed it, a tiger and a lion.




Ever wonder what other "hybrid" animals we can create?

This is what I assume a Lolar Bear is...Yes a Lion crossed with a polar bear. Behold its beauty LOL

Eek...a cobraptile. LOL

So if I shot this bird would I be considered lucky since it has a bunny head if I keep the feet afterwards...its not like its a true lucky bunny foot...maybe it will be considered a good luck talon lol

It's two meals in one. You can have veal and bunny stew!

Nothing says patriotic than owning an eagle dog. LOL

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Here are some headlines that make you so confused that you want to smack your own mama's tits together.




ROFL!! I feel like this man was the one on shrooms and hallucinated everything lol





I don't know what kind of person would want 52 tubes of vaginal anti-fungal cream but if I was the employee, I would've either died laughing or I would've been concern for that poor girl who needs all that cream.




OMG! That was my chicken pot pie.



No, kitty! This is my pot pie!

Kitty: Hiss.

Mom, kitty's being a dildo!

Mom: Well then, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

What?



Thank You! Thank You! That was my monologue. For those who do not recognize the previous dramatic scene from my monologue, it is a scene from South Park with a conversation between Cartman and his mother. I chose to do this scene as my monologue due to the theatrical performance Cartman displayed about his chicken pot pie!




That duck is stupid! Now because the duck refused medical treatment it will be hard now to file a claim. LOL

Man, there has been so many times that I wanted to punch the cunt in the mirror...I still do. She always copies what I'm doing too!

Wow! With a deal like that, why wouldn't I call! Hello people! It's only 8 days old!