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This sexy thing is called the Rosy-Lipped Batfish. Those lips look familiar! Oh yeah! They are! Those are the same lips that inspired many young starlets to get plastic surgery after.

Don't those lips look so inviting. Pucker up (I don't mean your lips either. I meant your asshole!)

If Evolution Went Apeshit Crazy. Yes APESHIT!

Ever wonder what would happened if certain animals bred with another species.

Look no further. I have some pictures for your eyeballs to molest.


Aww look at this Tigeape! Nothing says cool than a tiger's head on a ape's body LOL


If I ever saw this flying at me...Iwould probably run away faster than Jesus on water!



This guy looks mean yet very patriotric.


Aww! Nothing says cute than fangs and slime

Fuck Unicorns. This horsewhale is cooler!

OMG! So cute...imagine a cute baby lionangaroo sticking out from the pouch!

Weird Vintage Ads 9

Another fabulous week of Vintage Ads! Enjoy, cunties!


LOL! Exactly! You never know when you are gonna die so go on...go on...have a fag today!



They use to use Coca Wine (cocaine laced wine) to treaat fatigue. Well obviously if you are drinking cocaine you will no longer be fatigue...lol


MMM using chloroform for as cough syrup.

Look at these kids going crazy for Ayer's Pectoral. It's liquid heroin for kids. Their faces alone shows you how high they are LOL

Want to cure Asthma? Smoke an Asthma cigarette. It will do the trick!

Hahah No words for this one!

What The Fuck Does That Say?! Picture 7

People can be so stupid and the below pictures only highlight that fact!


LOL! Wow! I never knew that a millionare is someone with a million dollars. Thank you for clarifying!




Please explain how a coin can look suspicious!


Hmm...I think I'll get the latter is cheaper.

Damn! No wonder all those fish died when I had them in a cage.

Haha! That sucks for the person who was charged with this. I would be pissed off if a newspaper said I was being charged for prostitution when I was only charged with failure to stop at a railroad crossing!

HAHA! Well, the police man was either smart to call out, "Marco" or stupid thinking he was really in the water sports game. Either or, the criminal was even dumber for even responding, "Polo"

Weird Product 10

Ever take a shit and thought to yourself, "Hmm, I wonder if I can use those playdoh molds on my shit to make my poops fun" well, look no further!

Introducing Poop-Time fun shapes. Just place the fun shape over your asshole....pinch out a fat loaf...and voila! You will get a fun shaped poop.

Comes in heart and stars.

Get your poop on!

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No this isn't a glop of peanut butter or a vagina up close. This is the Wrinkle-face bat. LOL Whoever thought of the name for this bat was so highly creative.

If I was going to name this bat species, I would call it globbiclitori.

Now that sounds scientific!

Playing God With Animal Body Parts

If you have seen Napoleon Dynamite, then you know what a liger is. If you don't know what a liger is...it is an actual hybrid animal that is a cross between, you guessed it, a tiger and a lion.




Ever wonder what other "hybrid" animals we can create?

This is what I assume a Lolar Bear is...Yes a Lion crossed with a polar bear. Behold its beauty LOL

Eek...a cobraptile. LOL

So if I shot this bird would I be considered lucky since it has a bunny head if I keep the feet afterwards...its not like its a true lucky bunny foot...maybe it will be considered a good luck talon lol

It's two meals in one. You can have veal and bunny stew!

Nothing says patriotic than owning an eagle dog. LOL

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Here are some headlines that make you so confused that you want to smack your own mama's tits together.




ROFL!! I feel like this man was the one on shrooms and hallucinated everything lol





I don't know what kind of person would want 52 tubes of vaginal anti-fungal cream but if I was the employee, I would've either died laughing or I would've been concern for that poor girl who needs all that cream.




OMG! That was my chicken pot pie.



No, kitty! This is my pot pie!

Kitty: Hiss.

Mom, kitty's being a dildo!

Mom: Well then, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

What?



Thank You! Thank You! That was my monologue. For those who do not recognize the previous dramatic scene from my monologue, it is a scene from South Park with a conversation between Cartman and his mother. I chose to do this scene as my monologue due to the theatrical performance Cartman displayed about his chicken pot pie!




That duck is stupid! Now because the duck refused medical treatment it will be hard now to file a claim. LOL

Man, there has been so many times that I wanted to punch the cunt in the mirror...I still do. She always copies what I'm doing too!

Wow! With a deal like that, why wouldn't I call! Hello people! It's only 8 days old!

Weird Product 9

Since a lot of Japanese girls have small ta tas, I guess that is why they needed a reason to make fake nipples.

Yes, putting on this product will give the allusion that you have hard nipples.

This is the best product to get if you happen to be a freak born without nipples!

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WTF is this shit?! Don't stare straight into its eye! I heard it can devour souls through its one eye!

This looks like what would plop out of your mother's cunt if she had sex and got preggers from a wild boar!

Toys To Snuggle Up To

Welcome To The Cunt Says!


Let's look at some cute toys that kids would want to snuggle up to at night.

What kid wouldn't want this dead duck sleeping next to them?




Hurry! Get this dead cat stuffed animal toy today! It's the new popular toy for kids of all ages!



Aww! It's like Winnie The Pooh but hungrier! So cute!

What a little cutie! I want to snuggle with this cutester tonight!

What an adorable little...umm....thing!

Aww! It looks like Nutsy's mutated cousin! Don't know who Nutsy is? Click on link http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/07/that-so-nutsy.html

Who wouldn't want their stuffed animals to have actual human teeth? I prefer it!

Any of this toys are better than Chucky!

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Haha! Welcome to this week's Vintage Ads.

Obviously, the first ad is a fake! LOL But it would be funny to know that it was an actual vintage ad. LOL Although, I do agree with growing and smoking your own. Hopefully, soon I will have those capabilities.

But now divert your eyes to actual vintage ads. The ad below is an actual brand of toothache remedies using cocaine. It's only 15 cents and is an instant cure. LOL Well, duh, of course, it would be an instant cure. You are putting coke on your gums LOL



Oh so because a doctor says its healthy than smoking is okay? So if a doctor says unprotected orgies fueled by intravenous drugs and shared needles would be healthy if he says it's okay? LOL


A totally sexist ad! OMG LOL

Why is there a guy with a golf club around that cats. Isn't this ad promoting cat food? The guy and the golf equipment seem so out of place LOL. Also, doesn't he look like he wants to hit them witht he club?

This is horrible. Back in the day they had actual book burning mobiles. Who knew books were so evil. LOL They burned books such as J. D Salinger's Catcher In The Rye . Those up tight fucks. This boy looks so innocent but with evil intent. lol