7/27/09

How To Kill Yourself In A Fun Way 2

Another week, another cunty day.

Welcome to this week's How To Kill Yourself In a Fun Way.

The picture itself is pretty explanatory but for the illerate retards, I have written the steps below:

Step 1: Find comfortable shoes. They can be boots, tennis shoes, orthopedic shoes, etc

Step 2: Locate a sharp object that you can plunge into your comfy shoes. (An Iron spike is preferred but you can use anything sharp and pointy)

Step 3; Drive the sharp object into the tops of your shoes (Refer to picture if you have any questions)

Step 4: Wait and Bleed (You can also hum Slipknot's awesome song "Wait and Bleed" as you...wait and bleed..duh!)

Stay tune next week for more fun ways to kill yourself!

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