Is Lady Gaga the new Jim Henson Muppet?

Welcome to another edition of The Cunt Says.

I love Lady Gaga! I love her songs! We all seen her outfits. Some say she is ridiculous. Some say only Lady Gaga can pull off such outfits.

We seen the teacup , the hair bow and her bunny ears. We even seen her crazy shoe jacket but did Lady Gaga murder muppets for her recent outfits? Is she thinking of singing with muppets?

The questions swim around my head like fish zombies on a hot day.

Recently she was sporting the neurotic, drummer Muppet, Animal, as a skirt. I wondered if she beheaded Animal and placed his dear head over her cooch.

Then she was seen with dozen Kermit the Frog heads. What would Miss Piggy think? If I were Lady Gaga, I would be scared of that slutty swine, Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy is the jealous type. She will not only be fuming that Lady Gaga is sporting her man all up on her but also the fact that Lady Gaga is much more fashionable than Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy's reign of fashion has been over since the 90's.

She is a slut. Lately, Miss Piggy has been supporting her eating habits with soft porn and naked photo shoots.

The picture below highlights the lows Miss Piggy will take for a quick buck.

Oh shit! LOL I confuse Miss Piggy and Britney Spears all the time. They both are fat and barely have careers.

Miss Piggy may be a slut, a bitch and a clingy cunt but keep in mind, she is still saner than Britney Spears, more Tranny looking than Gaga and less sluttier than Smurfette. I mean, c'mon now, Smurfette was surrounded by guys. (Don't include the homolicious Vanity. We all know Smurfette was his fag hag)

Smurfette was created by Gargamel to destroy the Smurfs - and she was originally a brunette!Papa Smurf's magic changed her nature (to be the smurf's gangbang slut) and her hair color! As we all know, he made her blonde because blondes are skanky.

The question still remains. Is Lady Gaga using muppets to increase her already eccentric style? Has she been going on a muppet murdering rampage? Is she becoming a muppet?

Post your comments/thoughts, cunts!