Welcome to my weekly post, Weird Product.
Ever had those lonely nights where all you have is a warm bagel, butter, and your miserable but horny penis?
Well, say goodbye to those microwaved buttered bagel nights!
Now you can masterbate using your hand like old fashion times.
Simply purchase the above item.
Put on glove (since not only you are a loser but you are dirty too) and hop to the one arm man feast!
Gloves...hand...erectus magnimus...lube....all the key qualities of a fun night (for losers like yourself)
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