How to Self Defend Yourself

Have you ever been at a bar and go so drunk and angry that you wished you had a bat to beat people with?

Well with this new device, not only will you have a portable bar table but a bat and shield is included!

Now you can go to your beloved bars and beat the ones you look at you cross eyed until they bleed to death!

Also, you can use at home. You never know if a burglar will be around and you need a weapon as well as protection.




Ever went to church only to get molested by a priest? Now you will have the capability to protect yourself from those perverts!