How To Kill Yourself In A Fun Way 3

Have you ever wanted to kill yourself in the bathtub but without the old cliche of throwing something electrical into the water.

Well, look no further, my suicidal friend!

Now, you can have the joy of having a nostalgic rubber ducky as you step into the nest of death.

So easy to use.

Step 1: Put on some music, preferably Barry Manilow.

Step 2: Light some candles and grab some lotion

Step 3: Make love to yourself (Hello! You are going to die. Might as well rub one out)

Step 4: Run a soothing bubble bath.

Step 5: Plug in ducky.

Final Step: Enjoy the strong electrical currents sweeping through your body. Smell the delicious Cajun smell of your flesh burning. Ah! The sweet relief of death.