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Since a lot of Japanese girls have small ta tas, I guess that is why they needed a reason to make fake nipples.

Yes, putting on this product will give the allusion that you have hard nipples.

This is the best product to get if you happen to be a freak born without nipples!

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WTF is this shit?! Don't stare straight into its eye! I heard it can devour souls through its one eye!

This looks like what would plop out of your mother's cunt if she had sex and got preggers from a wild boar!

Toys To Snuggle Up To

Welcome To The Cunt Says!


Let's look at some cute toys that kids would want to snuggle up to at night.

What kid wouldn't want this dead duck sleeping next to them?




Hurry! Get this dead cat stuffed animal toy today! It's the new popular toy for kids of all ages!



Aww! It's like Winnie The Pooh but hungrier! So cute!

What a little cutie! I want to snuggle with this cutester tonight!

What an adorable little...umm....thing!

Aww! It looks like Nutsy's mutated cousin! Don't know who Nutsy is? Click on link http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/07/that-so-nutsy.html

Who wouldn't want their stuffed animals to have actual human teeth? I prefer it!

Any of this toys are better than Chucky!

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Haha! Welcome to this week's Vintage Ads.

Obviously, the first ad is a fake! LOL But it would be funny to know that it was an actual vintage ad. LOL Although, I do agree with growing and smoking your own. Hopefully, soon I will have those capabilities.

But now divert your eyes to actual vintage ads. The ad below is an actual brand of toothache remedies using cocaine. It's only 15 cents and is an instant cure. LOL Well, duh, of course, it would be an instant cure. You are putting coke on your gums LOL



Oh so because a doctor says its healthy than smoking is okay? So if a doctor says unprotected orgies fueled by intravenous drugs and shared needles would be healthy if he says it's okay? LOL


A totally sexist ad! OMG LOL

Why is there a guy with a golf club around that cats. Isn't this ad promoting cat food? The guy and the golf equipment seem so out of place LOL. Also, doesn't he look like he wants to hit them witht he club?

This is horrible. Back in the day they had actual book burning mobiles. Who knew books were so evil. LOL They burned books such as J. D Salinger's Catcher In The Rye . Those up tight fucks. This boy looks so innocent but with evil intent. lol

Puff Puff Pass Bitch!

These days everyone is smoking weed.



Cannabis use is even trickling down to the animal kingdom. Everyone is toking up!

So spark a blunt, joint or take some hits from your bong, pipe, or hookah and lets look at some awesome smoking devices people use.

Don't forget to puff puff pass! People get shot for breaking the rotation!



Mr. Flopsy is even getting down with the old ganja! This bong was specifically made for Mr. Flopsy.


Having a party of four? No problem just pack and hit. Enjoyable for all.


Want to get high and strum out some tunes. Now you can with the Weed Guitar lol


I heard of Cheech and Chong joints but this is ridic! Puff Puff! Smoke to the head! Smoke it to the head! lol



Ever want to take an intergalactic trip with weed? Now you can make your alien friends feel at home once you pack this bong with some Martian grass. You will be known as the Midnight Toker of Space!

Do you have nerdy friends who only talk about Star Wars? Do not fear. Now you can get them out of their nerdy ways by having them toke out of Yoda!

For those who want to get high and have a penis in their mouth, this bong is for you!

Remember those old nostalgic days full of Nintendo? Don't you wish you can use your Nintendo and have hours of fun like you did when you were young? Now you can with the Nintendo bong!

Nothing says pure friendship than smoking out of this with your three closest pals lol

Do you have a bunch of legos and wonder to yourself, "What the fuck can I make with legos?" Well, now you can gather your legos and create a bong that will keep you entertained for hours!

Instead of carving or smashing pumpkins, you can create a delightful bong for the fall season!

I wonder if they ever made a Otto Bong. If not then they should! Otto the Bus Driver is definitely a character from The Simpsons that smokes LOL Or imagine smoking out of Ralph Wiggum's head LOL

Hey! They didn't create the song Puff The Magic Dragon for no reason!

Do you love fish? Do you love making fish and yourself high? Do you have a lot of money to spend? If you said yes to the above then this Aquaribong is the right bong for you! This is how Aquaman smokes weed!

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Now why the hell would you want your toilets to be faced in this manner? Is it so you can have sensible yet deep conversations about life while you take a shit? LOL

I can just imagine two couples holding hands while grunting trying to pinch out a fat loaf!

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Aww! I kinda feel bad for this elephant. You know his ass isn't going to be able to ski...he is an elephant! LOL I feel bad but it is hilarious to see. Imagine if he started water skiing and did jump tricks as well LOL

But then again what do I know..I mean these people look like crazy crackheads to me but they probably are a sweet couple who donates to charities. LOL

That's A Huge Bitch!

The title suggest that I was going to blog about your mother but actually I am referring to the huge fucking fish pictures below!


Damn! Now imagine trying to scale and cook that fish! This fish is called Giant barb.


If I saw this thing in the water, I would just poop right on the spot! Yep, just poop. I would be so scared that it would be possible. LOL This is the Giant freshwater stingray.



This fish called Nile perch is huge! I kinda feel bad for it though. LOL Those kids look like they are having fun causing this fish misery but then again...who cares...fish don' have feelings!


This is called the Alligator gar. What's with its nose LOL

This is the Wels catfish and its not your normal tank size aquarium catfish. This shit is a huge bitch!

LOL This is the Mississippi paddlefish. Its scary yet funny at the same time...like having sex with your mom!

Why would you want to have this gigantic Mekong giant catfish on their boat. What if it still was alive and start to flip around. Now that would suck! lol

This is the Taimen, a giant member of the salmon family. Fuck that! I would never hold a fish that huge...eww...imagine the stench of your hands....probably would smell like fisting a fat sweaty bitch in August!

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Another Friday....Another Week Of Vintage Ads.

Enjoy!


This ad is promoting the use of tape worms to get rid of fat! Tapeworms!


LOL He suffers from Gingeritis. This kid looks soo creepy! I bet this was Ronald McDonald when he was younger and with no makeup lol Want to learn more about the life story of Ronald McDonald? Then click on the link ( http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/08/life-story-of-ronald-mcdonald.html )



Talk about full blown sexism! LOL

Girl, you are desperate which is why he is running to Marsha's arms. Also, if you weren't such a crazy bitch then he wouldn't be running to Marsha! LOL Marsha....Marsha...Marsha!! LOL

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LOL Now this is a vehicle I want to purchase! I mean, hello, it does say it only rolled once in the ad!! It's all good!




This is why you don't copy things from movies! This guy really tried to copy the scene from Amercian Pie...you know that scene where he sticks his peener in the pie! I am glad he burned himself that perv! LOL The newspaper article is hilarious especially the second paragraph!



I know this was probably a very tragic thing to happen to the members of this poor fellow's family members but it is pretty fucking hilarious. I mean, c'mon, he was eaten....by a hippo!! Just too much for me to handle! LOL





Wow! Talk about full blown lazy! These crew workers paved over a dead deer instead of moving it! Paved over a dear!! LOL Was it that big of deer that they couldn't handle the task of moving it? Was the deer that severely decomposed where the workers couldn't move it?

OMG!! How is that fun and lovable! I guess because I am a cat lover (but a rabbit hater for mutiple horrendous experiences with rabbits...one was seeing my rabbits eating their own babies and having a threesome..but anyways!!!..) I don't find this dog something I would enjoy to own..but did they really have to advertise how it likes to eat live rabbits and kittens...NOT KITTENS...aww...lol