Weird Vintage Ads 8

Haha! Welcome to this week's Vintage Ads.

Obviously, the first ad is a fake! LOL But it would be funny to know that it was an actual vintage ad. LOL Although, I do agree with growing and smoking your own. Hopefully, soon I will have those capabilities.

But now divert your eyes to actual vintage ads. The ad below is an actual brand of toothache remedies using cocaine. It's only 15 cents and is an instant cure. LOL Well, duh, of course, it would be an instant cure. You are putting coke on your gums LOL



Oh so because a doctor says its healthy than smoking is okay? So if a doctor says unprotected orgies fueled by intravenous drugs and shared needles would be healthy if he says it's okay? LOL


A totally sexist ad! OMG LOL

Why is there a guy with a golf club around that cats. Isn't this ad promoting cat food? The guy and the golf equipment seem so out of place LOL. Also, doesn't he look like he wants to hit them witht he club?

This is horrible. Back in the day they had actual book burning mobiles. Who knew books were so evil. LOL They burned books such as J. D Salinger's Catcher In The Rye . Those up tight fucks. This boy looks so innocent but with evil intent. lol

Puff Puff Pass Bitch!

These days everyone is smoking weed.



Cannabis use is even trickling down to the animal kingdom. Everyone is toking up!

So spark a blunt, joint or take some hits from your bong, pipe, or hookah and lets look at some awesome smoking devices people use.

Don't forget to puff puff pass! People get shot for breaking the rotation!



Mr. Flopsy is even getting down with the old ganja! This bong was specifically made for Mr. Flopsy.


Having a party of four? No problem just pack and hit. Enjoyable for all.


Want to get high and strum out some tunes. Now you can with the Weed Guitar lol


I heard of Cheech and Chong joints but this is ridic! Puff Puff! Smoke to the head! Smoke it to the head! lol



Ever want to take an intergalactic trip with weed? Now you can make your alien friends feel at home once you pack this bong with some Martian grass. You will be known as the Midnight Toker of Space!

Do you have nerdy friends who only talk about Star Wars? Do not fear. Now you can get them out of their nerdy ways by having them toke out of Yoda!

For those who want to get high and have a penis in their mouth, this bong is for you!

Remember those old nostalgic days full of Nintendo? Don't you wish you can use your Nintendo and have hours of fun like you did when you were young? Now you can with the Nintendo bong!

Nothing says pure friendship than smoking out of this with your three closest pals lol

Do you have a bunch of legos and wonder to yourself, "What the fuck can I make with legos?" Well, now you can gather your legos and create a bong that will keep you entertained for hours!

Instead of carving or smashing pumpkins, you can create a delightful bong for the fall season!

I wonder if they ever made a Otto Bong. If not then they should! Otto the Bus Driver is definitely a character from The Simpsons that smokes LOL Or imagine smoking out of Ralph Wiggum's head LOL

Hey! They didn't create the song Puff The Magic Dragon for no reason!

Do you love fish? Do you love making fish and yourself high? Do you have a lot of money to spend? If you said yes to the above then this Aquaribong is the right bong for you! This is how Aquaman smokes weed!