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Ever wanted to be like McGuyver?

Ever been in a situation where a paper clip was needed to escape an explosion or to attack villains?

Ever needed a paperclip to construct an Army tank made of paper clips, rubber bands and used coffee cups?

NO NEED TO FEAR!!! The McGuyver kit is here!

Now you can carry this device with you which will allow you to stealthily maneuver out of any tough situations!

PS: A regular paper clip won't work! It must be a McGuyver kit!!

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Ever take a shit and thought to yourself, "Hmm, I wonder if I can use those playdoh molds on my shit to make my poops fun" well, look no further!

Introducing Poop-Time fun shapes. Just place the fun shape over your asshole....pinch out a fat loaf...and voila! You will get a fun shaped poop.

Comes in heart and stars.

Get your poop on!

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Since a lot of Japanese girls have small ta tas, I guess that is why they needed a reason to make fake nipples.

Yes, putting on this product will give the allusion that you have hard nipples.

This is the best product to get if you happen to be a freak born without nipples!

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Now why the hell would you want your toilets to be faced in this manner? Is it so you can have sensible yet deep conversations about life while you take a shit? LOL

I can just imagine two couples holding hands while grunting trying to pinch out a fat loaf!

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I wouldn't want any type of pudding whether it is spongey or richly smooth that is called Spotted Dick.

This jar looks like a specimen that was taken from the VD Section of a hospital. LOL

Eww...spotted dick...

PS: It's even microwavable *shivers in disgust*

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Welcome to my weekly post, Weird Product.

Ever had those lonely nights where all you have is a warm bagel, butter, and your miserable but horny penis?

Well, say goodbye to those microwaved buttered bagel nights!

Now you can masterbate using your hand like old fashion times.

Simply purchase the above item.

Put on glove (since not only you are a loser but you are dirty too) and hop to the one arm man feast!

Gloves...hand...erectus magnimus...lube....all the key qualities of a fun night (for losers like yourself)

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Those crazy but awesome Japanese! Now what kind of toy is this! LOL

What kid would want to jab people with fake poop on a stick...wait...hmmm...That actually sounds really really fun!

I am going to buy one of these online and jab you with it!

Excellent!

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Ever wanted a doll that is so hairy you can shave it?

Well now you can!

All you need to do is go to (insert whatever country that box is from) and get yours today!

Haha! You can even shave its knees because you know how dolls have such hairy knees and all.

Nothing says a perfect night in than shaving a baby!

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It's Wednesday, you fucks! Know what that means?

No its not time for your weekly rectal enema.

No its not "Shave Your Mom's Bush Day"

It's Weird Product Wednesday! I know you just creamed your panties. Now take a moment to wipe...

Now, tell me why, Superman has a gaping hole for his mouth unless comic gay nerds are planning to shove their kryptonite dicks inside his mouth.

I find it disturbing that not only does he look like a stuffed animal blow up doll but the box is labeled with the word Snuggles.

It teaches young boys that after you shove your peen in a mouth, you should snuggle with the cock blower afterwards so they don't feel used.

Grab your Superman Sex toy today! Lol

I am surprised a weirdo didn't go to Comic-con with one of these things attached to its shriveled, tiny penis.

Hmm...maybe I will do that next year! Wahoo!

PS: Doesn't that boy look too happy with that doll...hmm?