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Maybe alcohol and fighting in a war aren't the best combination!



Who wouldn't want a squirrel lamp. That's why once I capture Nutsy I will make him into a lamp!(click link if you want to learn more about Nutsy http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/07/that-so-nutsy.html )



She didn't burn the beer but she is still going to get a beat down for burning dinner.


LOL! A really funny Public Service Announcement ad published in the 50's era. LMAO

An ad that promoted using Opium to inject yourself to treat ailments. Obviously, this was before they made a law prohibiting intravenous opium.

Haha! This poor kid. I would hate to have my picture with me sporting a diaper or as the ad calls them StayDry panties!!!

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Another fabulous week of Vintage Ads! Enjoy, cunties!


LOL! Exactly! You never know when you are gonna die so go on...go on...have a fag today!



They use to use Coca Wine (cocaine laced wine) to treaat fatigue. Well obviously if you are drinking cocaine you will no longer be fatigue...lol


MMM using chloroform for as cough syrup.

Look at these kids going crazy for Ayer's Pectoral. It's liquid heroin for kids. Their faces alone shows you how high they are LOL

Want to cure Asthma? Smoke an Asthma cigarette. It will do the trick!

Hahah No words for this one!

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Haha! Welcome to this week's Vintage Ads.

Obviously, the first ad is a fake! LOL But it would be funny to know that it was an actual vintage ad. LOL Although, I do agree with growing and smoking your own. Hopefully, soon I will have those capabilities.

But now divert your eyes to actual vintage ads. The ad below is an actual brand of toothache remedies using cocaine. It's only 15 cents and is an instant cure. LOL Well, duh, of course, it would be an instant cure. You are putting coke on your gums LOL



Oh so because a doctor says its healthy than smoking is okay? So if a doctor says unprotected orgies fueled by intravenous drugs and shared needles would be healthy if he says it's okay? LOL


A totally sexist ad! OMG LOL

Why is there a guy with a golf club around that cats. Isn't this ad promoting cat food? The guy and the golf equipment seem so out of place LOL. Also, doesn't he look like he wants to hit them witht he club?

This is horrible. Back in the day they had actual book burning mobiles. Who knew books were so evil. LOL They burned books such as J. D Salinger's Catcher In The Rye . Those up tight fucks. This boy looks so innocent but with evil intent. lol

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Another Friday....Another Week Of Vintage Ads.

Enjoy!


This ad is promoting the use of tape worms to get rid of fat! Tapeworms!


LOL He suffers from Gingeritis. This kid looks soo creepy! I bet this was Ronald McDonald when he was younger and with no makeup lol Want to learn more about the life story of Ronald McDonald? Then click on the link ( http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/08/life-story-of-ronald-mcdonald.html )



Talk about full blown sexism! LOL

Girl, you are desperate which is why he is running to Marsha's arms. Also, if you weren't such a crazy bitch then he wouldn't be running to Marsha! LOL Marsha....Marsha...Marsha!! LOL

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Welcome to Vintage Ads!!

Another end to another work week and the beginning of a weekend full of debauchery!

Wahoo! Nothing says fun than forcing objects into your mother's cunt!

Talking about cunts, this ad is pretty risqué considering its time (Late 60's) but then again...it was the time of swingers and orgies!

Xmas isn't Xmas without a rifle as a gift! Every family should own one especially children. LOL This is an ad for Daisy Shotguns from late 1950's.

This ad is from October 14 1864! $100 back then was like $100,000 LOL I can't believe they actually had ads like this but then again it was the late 1800's

The description of the "runaway" is (I know it's a little too small to read): He is 33 years of age, very stout, very black (lol) with African features.

Wow...

Uh oh! To all you sluts out there, you are going steady with Hitler!!! (PS Hitler kinda looks like Jughead from the Archies LOL)

Girl, I don't think it's your spots on your glass that is driving him away. It's probably the fact that you are a clingy, whining bitch!

Umm...all I can say is eww! I mean mixing milk with seven-up is fucking gross. Only poor people would do that!

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Another awesome week of VINTAGE ADS!!! Wahoo! LOL

LOL! So when Britney Spears shave her head, did she use a hairdryer as well?

How about Sinead O'Connor? When she was bald (or is she still? who knows...) did she use hair products despite the lack of follicles on her scalp? I never knew dryers were so much fun to have.



What a sexist ad! Then again, it was created in the 50's. Apparently, wives only want household appliances for gifts.



If someone blew smoke in my face (if it wasn't cannabis smoke, that is) then I would be fucking pissed! What girl would follow a guy around after he blew smoke in her face. Cigarette smoke (eww the worst kind...bleh) A whore! That's who!


Umm..this was created in the early 60's. Obviously, this ad came out when society didn't view pedophilia as it is today. This ad is highly disturbing.

Damn straight! A woman only looks cute when she is working! So get in the kitchen, bitch, and make me a sandwhich. When you are done, eat me out. Only then, will I find you attractive! LOL

Oh wow! Really! I am so happy that they made a ketchup bottle so easy to open since I have weak woman hands. I wouldn't know what to do if they didn't make it easier for women to open it. Finally! A bottle for women! Fucking assholes! LOL Were men the only gender making ads back then!

Haha! What I gather from these ads is: If you are bald, you can still use a dryer. Wives only want appliances for gifts, only are cute when they are cooking and can't open bottles. Women like cigarette smoke in their faces, kids are sexy and wives belong in the kitchen. LOL Such sexist ads!

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It's Friday!! Know what that means? No, not a whole two days of no work. No not the day you shave your anus.

Its WEIRD VINTAGE ADS day! lol

This ad is trying to sell Lysol...for you vag!!

Talk about ouch! Using Lysol in your vagina does not sound fun! Is her vagina so wretched that her husband has to lock her out? I think so! Maybe her vag needs Lysol.



This is an actual 1979 Pakistan Airlines Ad. Fucking wild!



This is just wrong to advertise in so many levels. Not only does it condone domestic abuse but it also indicates how hot spanks can be!


You are never to young to start shaving! Look at this baby! Look at how much fun he is having by shaving his peach fuzz-like hair.

Oh no! Not the horrifying tale of an unwed mother!!

Now this is just plain fucking creepy! I have no comment!

LOL! Are you sure its for your gums and not other parts of your body? I ask, "Why must it resemble a finger and vibrate? Why?" LOL

If you don't smoke, then you don't believe!

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TGIF!!

Welcome to another weekly edition of Weird Vintage Ads!

I never drank Ovaltine in the morning. Does that mean I am not gay or even gayer for not drinking it...what a mystery! Who knew drinking Ovaltine would make you gay in the morning. What if you drank it at night? Does that make you straight! Questions to ponder...

Duh! Why didn't I think of that. Why not shower together! Hmm...doesn't the guy on the far right hand side seem a little too happy taking a shower behind that man?

Girl, if you have to lure him away from the pool boy then he probably won't want to mess with you anyways. Also, if your man is wearing a bathing suit like that and is lingering around pool boys, then I'm sorry, sweetie, but maybe he is interested in peen.




Wow! All I can say is LMAO! This is an actual late 1950's Public Service Annoucement.



Another actual Public Service Anouncement Ad to persuade people to car ride. LOL So all those times I ride alone, I ride with Hitler? I never knew. Next time, I ride with Hitler, I will make sure to avoid the Jewish Temple near my house.




This ad is very deceptive. This is a late 1960's ad about the sex toy named, Love Maid. I'm sorry but what inflatable doll do you know that will serve you wine and look so life-like that you can actually pass it as a human. If you know one, let a bitch know!

LOL! This is an actual brand of band-aids for African Americans. It's the new "flesh colored" Soul Aid. Get yours today!