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Another fabulous week of Vintage Ads! Enjoy, cunties!


LOL! Exactly! You never know when you are gonna die so go on...go on...have a fag today!



They use to use Coca Wine (cocaine laced wine) to treaat fatigue. Well obviously if you are drinking cocaine you will no longer be fatigue...lol


MMM using chloroform for as cough syrup.

Look at these kids going crazy for Ayer's Pectoral. It's liquid heroin for kids. Their faces alone shows you how high they are LOL

Want to cure Asthma? Smoke an Asthma cigarette. It will do the trick!

Hahah No words for this one!

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Haha! Welcome to this week's Vintage Ads.

Obviously, the first ad is a fake! LOL But it would be funny to know that it was an actual vintage ad. LOL Although, I do agree with growing and smoking your own. Hopefully, soon I will have those capabilities.

But now divert your eyes to actual vintage ads. The ad below is an actual brand of toothache remedies using cocaine. It's only 15 cents and is an instant cure. LOL Well, duh, of course, it would be an instant cure. You are putting coke on your gums LOL



Oh so because a doctor says its healthy than smoking is okay? So if a doctor says unprotected orgies fueled by intravenous drugs and shared needles would be healthy if he says it's okay? LOL


A totally sexist ad! OMG LOL

Why is there a guy with a golf club around that cats. Isn't this ad promoting cat food? The guy and the golf equipment seem so out of place LOL. Also, doesn't he look like he wants to hit them witht he club?

This is horrible. Back in the day they had actual book burning mobiles. Who knew books were so evil. LOL They burned books such as J. D Salinger's Catcher In The Rye . Those up tight fucks. This boy looks so innocent but with evil intent. lol

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Welcome to Vintage Ads!!

Another end to another work week and the beginning of a weekend full of debauchery!

Wahoo! Nothing says fun than forcing objects into your mother's cunt!

Talking about cunts, this ad is pretty risqué considering its time (Late 60's) but then again...it was the time of swingers and orgies!

Xmas isn't Xmas without a rifle as a gift! Every family should own one especially children. LOL This is an ad for Daisy Shotguns from late 1950's.

This ad is from October 14 1864! $100 back then was like $100,000 LOL I can't believe they actually had ads like this but then again it was the late 1800's

The description of the "runaway" is (I know it's a little too small to read): He is 33 years of age, very stout, very black (lol) with African features.

Wow...

Uh oh! To all you sluts out there, you are going steady with Hitler!!! (PS Hitler kinda looks like Jughead from the Archies LOL)

Girl, I don't think it's your spots on your glass that is driving him away. It's probably the fact that you are a clingy, whining bitch!

Umm...all I can say is eww! I mean mixing milk with seven-up is fucking gross. Only poor people would do that!