This Week's WTF Is This Shit?! Picture 11

This sexy thing is called the Rosy-Lipped Batfish. Those lips look familiar! Oh yeah! They are! Those are the same lips that inspired many young starlets to get plastic surgery after.

Don't those lips look so inviting. Pucker up (I don't mean your lips either. I meant your asshole!)

That's A Huge Bitch!

The title suggest that I was going to blog about your mother but actually I am referring to the huge fucking fish pictures below!


Damn! Now imagine trying to scale and cook that fish! This fish is called Giant barb.


If I saw this thing in the water, I would just poop right on the spot! Yep, just poop. I would be so scared that it would be possible. LOL This is the Giant freshwater stingray.



This fish called Nile perch is huge! I kinda feel bad for it though. LOL Those kids look like they are having fun causing this fish misery but then again...who cares...fish don' have feelings!


This is called the Alligator gar. What's with its nose LOL

This is the Wels catfish and its not your normal tank size aquarium catfish. This shit is a huge bitch!

LOL This is the Mississippi paddlefish. Its scary yet funny at the same time...like having sex with your mom!

Why would you want to have this gigantic Mekong giant catfish on their boat. What if it still was alive and start to flip around. Now that would suck! lol

This is the Taimen, a giant member of the salmon family. Fuck that! I would never hold a fish that huge...eww...imagine the stench of your hands....probably would smell like fisting a fat sweaty bitch in August!

This Week's WTF Is This Shit?! Picture 7

No, this isn't your typical zombiefish.

No, this isn't parasites found in your genitals.

It's an Angler fish. It's those mean creatures you see in the movie, Nemo. LOL

This thing is ugly and weird...hey kinda like your mom's puss!

This Week's WTF Is That Shit?! Picture 2

It's Tuesday! Know what that means? You fucking assmonkey, really, you don't'?

Sigh...

It's WTF Is That Shit?! Picture day!

This week's picture is obvious.

Obviously, it is a giant creature that bred between your ass cheeks.

Its the incredible ass cheek monster!

Look at it and all its glory!

Okay, it's either that or huge ass fish but either or it's still cooler than you!