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This sexy thing is called the Rosy-Lipped Batfish. Those lips look familiar! Oh yeah! They are! Those are the same lips that inspired many young starlets to get plastic surgery after.

Don't those lips look so inviting. Pucker up (I don't mean your lips either. I meant your asshole!)

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No this isn't a glop of peanut butter or a vagina up close. This is the Wrinkle-face bat. LOL Whoever thought of the name for this bat was so highly creative.

If I was going to name this bat species, I would call it globbiclitori.

Now that sounds scientific!

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WTF is this shit?! Don't stare straight into its eye! I heard it can devour souls through its one eye!

This looks like what would plop out of your mother's cunt if she had sex and got preggers from a wild boar!

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No, this isn't your typical zombiefish.

No, this isn't parasites found in your genitals.

It's an Angler fish. It's those mean creatures you see in the movie, Nemo. LOL

This thing is ugly and weird...hey kinda like your mom's puss!

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LOL Someone must've gotten a divorced! If my bitch did that...I would laugh...but still!...Bitches better recognize!


Oh yeah! I just can't wait to bring my family and friends to the Cook County Forest Preserve. Just because there are a few dead bodies, it shouldn't damper our fun!


LOL!! You are stupid not to buy this house! I mean the blazing inferno should definitely signal you to purchase it! I bet that house won't last...and not from the market..I mean literally...it won't last. That fire looks like its 88 inches from the back door. Yes....88 inches!!!



The Bounty picker-upper is soooo the best way to soak up blood especially from six bullet wounds! Fuck those other brands. They couldn't serve as a tourniquet!

I wouldn't mind eating at a place that has an owner known for murdering and dismembering his spouse.

Mr. Giggles looks like a fun and affectionate pet. I mean with an name like Mr. Giggles...there is no denying his friendlyness!

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This crazy organism is fashionably fierce with its boa like arms. Work it girl!

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To some, it may look like a huge penis that you might want to ride on.

To others, it may look likea a penis got caught in a clam (hehe clam)

This is an actual species called, Geoduck Clam.

Now for all you sluts and homos, why don't you try to locate on and you can use it as a real life dildo.

Yes, I am talking to YOU!

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Now one might say this is a coconut crab from the Pacific Islands but to me it looks like your mom's crab infested vagina has bred a new highly intelligent and armored species of crabs. Damn that bitches yeast infection is strong! So strong she created a new breed of crabs. God, what a fucking whore!