Puff Puff Pass Bitch!

These days everyone is smoking weed.



Cannabis use is even trickling down to the animal kingdom. Everyone is toking up!

So spark a blunt, joint or take some hits from your bong, pipe, or hookah and lets look at some awesome smoking devices people use.

Don't forget to puff puff pass! People get shot for breaking the rotation!



Mr. Flopsy is even getting down with the old ganja! This bong was specifically made for Mr. Flopsy.


Having a party of four? No problem just pack and hit. Enjoyable for all.


Want to get high and strum out some tunes. Now you can with the Weed Guitar lol


I heard of Cheech and Chong joints but this is ridic! Puff Puff! Smoke to the head! Smoke it to the head! lol



Ever want to take an intergalactic trip with weed? Now you can make your alien friends feel at home once you pack this bong with some Martian grass. You will be known as the Midnight Toker of Space!

Do you have nerdy friends who only talk about Star Wars? Do not fear. Now you can get them out of their nerdy ways by having them toke out of Yoda!

For those who want to get high and have a penis in their mouth, this bong is for you!

Remember those old nostalgic days full of Nintendo? Don't you wish you can use your Nintendo and have hours of fun like you did when you were young? Now you can with the Nintendo bong!

Nothing says pure friendship than smoking out of this with your three closest pals lol

Do you have a bunch of legos and wonder to yourself, "What the fuck can I make with legos?" Well, now you can gather your legos and create a bong that will keep you entertained for hours!

Instead of carving or smashing pumpkins, you can create a delightful bong for the fall season!

I wonder if they ever made a Otto Bong. If not then they should! Otto the Bus Driver is definitely a character from The Simpsons that smokes LOL Or imagine smoking out of Ralph Wiggum's head LOL

Hey! They didn't create the song Puff The Magic Dragon for no reason!

Do you love fish? Do you love making fish and yourself high? Do you have a lot of money to spend? If you said yes to the above then this Aquaribong is the right bong for you! This is how Aquaman smokes weed!

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Now why the hell would you want your toilets to be faced in this manner? Is it so you can have sensible yet deep conversations about life while you take a shit? LOL

I can just imagine two couples holding hands while grunting trying to pinch out a fat loaf!

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Aww! I kinda feel bad for this elephant. You know his ass isn't going to be able to ski...he is an elephant! LOL I feel bad but it is hilarious to see. Imagine if he started water skiing and did jump tricks as well LOL

But then again what do I know..I mean these people look like crazy crackheads to me but they probably are a sweet couple who donates to charities. LOL

That's A Huge Bitch!

The title suggest that I was going to blog about your mother but actually I am referring to the huge fucking fish pictures below!


Damn! Now imagine trying to scale and cook that fish! This fish is called Giant barb.


If I saw this thing in the water, I would just poop right on the spot! Yep, just poop. I would be so scared that it would be possible. LOL This is the Giant freshwater stingray.



This fish called Nile perch is huge! I kinda feel bad for it though. LOL Those kids look like they are having fun causing this fish misery but then again...who cares...fish don' have feelings!


This is called the Alligator gar. What's with its nose LOL

This is the Wels catfish and its not your normal tank size aquarium catfish. This shit is a huge bitch!

LOL This is the Mississippi paddlefish. Its scary yet funny at the same time...like having sex with your mom!

Why would you want to have this gigantic Mekong giant catfish on their boat. What if it still was alive and start to flip around. Now that would suck! lol

This is the Taimen, a giant member of the salmon family. Fuck that! I would never hold a fish that huge...eww...imagine the stench of your hands....probably would smell like fisting a fat sweaty bitch in August!

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Another Friday....Another Week Of Vintage Ads.

Enjoy!


This ad is promoting the use of tape worms to get rid of fat! Tapeworms!


LOL He suffers from Gingeritis. This kid looks soo creepy! I bet this was Ronald McDonald when he was younger and with no makeup lol Want to learn more about the life story of Ronald McDonald? Then click on the link ( http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/08/life-story-of-ronald-mcdonald.html )



Talk about full blown sexism! LOL

Girl, you are desperate which is why he is running to Marsha's arms. Also, if you weren't such a crazy bitch then he wouldn't be running to Marsha! LOL Marsha....Marsha...Marsha!! LOL

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LOL Now this is a vehicle I want to purchase! I mean, hello, it does say it only rolled once in the ad!! It's all good!




This is why you don't copy things from movies! This guy really tried to copy the scene from Amercian Pie...you know that scene where he sticks his peener in the pie! I am glad he burned himself that perv! LOL The newspaper article is hilarious especially the second paragraph!



I know this was probably a very tragic thing to happen to the members of this poor fellow's family members but it is pretty fucking hilarious. I mean, c'mon, he was eaten....by a hippo!! Just too much for me to handle! LOL





Wow! Talk about full blown lazy! These crew workers paved over a dead deer instead of moving it! Paved over a dear!! LOL Was it that big of deer that they couldn't handle the task of moving it? Was the deer that severely decomposed where the workers couldn't move it?

OMG!! How is that fun and lovable! I guess because I am a cat lover (but a rabbit hater for mutiple horrendous experiences with rabbits...one was seeing my rabbits eating their own babies and having a threesome..but anyways!!!..) I don't find this dog something I would enjoy to own..but did they really have to advertise how it likes to eat live rabbits and kittens...NOT KITTENS...aww...lol

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I wouldn't want any type of pudding whether it is spongey or richly smooth that is called Spotted Dick.

This jar looks like a specimen that was taken from the VD Section of a hospital. LOL

Eww...spotted dick...

PS: It's even microwavable *shivers in disgust*

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No, this isn't your typical zombiefish.

No, this isn't parasites found in your genitals.

It's an Angler fish. It's those mean creatures you see in the movie, Nemo. LOL

This thing is ugly and weird...hey kinda like your mom's puss!

Going Green

Everyone is going green which is an amazing thing. I urge more people to go green but I think some people take it too far. Here are a few examples of people who take going green to the next level.

Now this is going too green...I know we are trying to save electricity and such but damn how the fuck do you see in a dark room with this "light bulb" lol



Imagine if the vines of this chair crawled up inside your anus...do you think it would hurt or be fun?


Now you can knock a bitch out via "green" style!




"Fee Fi Fo Fum!" says the Giant in the Beanstalk..err...I mean the towel

Is this really necessary? The necklace will be dead in a few days so why bother buying this?


Can you see yourself being wheeled around in this?

Nothing says classic than skeleton leaves.

Do they pay someont to water this one area in the parking lot?

A "green" way to travel. Fuck hybrid cars! Grass O Wheel is the way to travel!

Umm...Is this sanitary? Do they use a shrub rather than soap?

How comfy can these really be? Also, what happens when they die? You can't possibly wear them without getting a dry scratchy feeling. Thisis going too green LOL

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Welcome to Vintage Ads!!

Another end to another work week and the beginning of a weekend full of debauchery!

Wahoo! Nothing says fun than forcing objects into your mother's cunt!

Talking about cunts, this ad is pretty risqué considering its time (Late 60's) but then again...it was the time of swingers and orgies!

Xmas isn't Xmas without a rifle as a gift! Every family should own one especially children. LOL This is an ad for Daisy Shotguns from late 1950's.

This ad is from October 14 1864! $100 back then was like $100,000 LOL I can't believe they actually had ads like this but then again it was the late 1800's

The description of the "runaway" is (I know it's a little too small to read): He is 33 years of age, very stout, very black (lol) with African features.

Wow...

Uh oh! To all you sluts out there, you are going steady with Hitler!!! (PS Hitler kinda looks like Jughead from the Archies LOL)

Girl, I don't think it's your spots on your glass that is driving him away. It's probably the fact that you are a clingy, whining bitch!

Umm...all I can say is eww! I mean mixing milk with seven-up is fucking gross. Only poor people would do that!