This Week's WTF Is This Shit?! Picture 7

No, this isn't your typical zombiefish.

No, this isn't parasites found in your genitals.

It's an Angler fish. It's those mean creatures you see in the movie, Nemo. LOL

This thing is ugly and weird...hey kinda like your mom's puss!

Fetal Position can be a sex position!

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I had a dream.

No, I am not going to do a spoof of Martin Luther King's famous speech.

I had a dream. It was such an intense dream that when I woke up, my vagina was hurting.

I dreamt that I was swimming in the ocean. I was raped by a shark (I omitted the graphic portion of this dream. It was quite traumatic and quite nautical (NAUGHTY-CAL, heehee)

To make a long story short, I dreamt that I gave birth to a zombie fish.

One might ask...what is a zombie fish. Isn't that just a cooler word for piranha?

For those who might not know what a zombie fish looks like then please I ask to divert your eyes below.

Look at that cynical bastard! Please, I do warn that if you gaze your eyes too long upon this species monstrosity, then your retinas might explode. I urge to quickly glance.

Now please do not confuse this with the comical looking fish zombie. A mistake like that can cause your eyes to rupture. Fortunately, looking at a fish zombie will not cause any bodily harm unless you injure yourself from laughing.

Fish zombies, unlike zombie fish, have fish bodies with zombie heads. Yes, they do look scary but it is funny to watch a fish zombie swim. Watching a fish zombie swim is like watching Jessica Simpson trying hard to make a career through singing and acting. It's hilarious yet quite pitiful.