Going Green

Everyone is going green which is an amazing thing. I urge more people to go green but I think some people take it too far. Here are a few examples of people who take going green to the next level.

Now this is going too green...I know we are trying to save electricity and such but damn how the fuck do you see in a dark room with this "light bulb" lol



Imagine if the vines of this chair crawled up inside your anus...do you think it would hurt or be fun?


Now you can knock a bitch out via "green" style!




"Fee Fi Fo Fum!" says the Giant in the Beanstalk..err...I mean the towel

Is this really necessary? The necklace will be dead in a few days so why bother buying this?


Can you see yourself being wheeled around in this?

Nothing says classic than skeleton leaves.

Do they pay someont to water this one area in the parking lot?

A "green" way to travel. Fuck hybrid cars! Grass O Wheel is the way to travel!

Umm...Is this sanitary? Do they use a shrub rather than soap?

How comfy can these really be? Also, what happens when they die? You can't possibly wear them without getting a dry scratchy feeling. Thisis going too green LOL