Playing God With Animal Body Parts

If you have seen Napoleon Dynamite, then you know what a liger is. If you don't know what a liger is...it is an actual hybrid animal that is a cross between, you guessed it, a tiger and a lion.




Ever wonder what other "hybrid" animals we can create?

This is what I assume a Lolar Bear is...Yes a Lion crossed with a polar bear. Behold its beauty LOL

Eek...a cobraptile. LOL

So if I shot this bird would I be considered lucky since it has a bunny head if I keep the feet afterwards...its not like its a true lucky bunny foot...maybe it will be considered a good luck talon lol

It's two meals in one. You can have veal and bunny stew!

Nothing says patriotic than owning an eagle dog. LOL

Weird Product 5

Welcome to the weekly edition of Weird Product.

This is an actual product sold in Japan.

Do kids really play with this? It's like they are promoting killing people, removing their limbs, and cutting out their eyes. Yay! Sounds like fun.

Where can I order my psychopathic toy? Hmm...maybe by PayPal?

What a crazy bunch...but then again people in Japan wear crazy shit so them having weird toys does not surprise me.

Weird Vintage Ads

Welcome to another cunty edition of The Cunt Says!

People were creepy back in the day, I mean, hello ,they did use turkey basters filled with vinegar as a douche. (The fact may not be a fact but a fabrication I conjured up to be funny. Despite my lies, people were creepy back in the day!!)

Well, I came across some weird vintage ads.

I decided I will share these ads weekly with my cunty readers.

Like look at this ad below. LOL

Now why is this little boy so afraid that his father is drinking coffee.
Its almost as if his dad makes his coffee Irish, if you know what I mean, and then goes on a fist-punching-son-in-the-face rampage.

Haha! The fact that he has a pillow on his ass is probably a result from all the incestrous anal raping.




I don't even know if a caption is even necessary for the below picture. LOL




I never seen a cow so happy to get slaughtered. Look! He even has a bib so he can eat himself as well. Its a higher breed of cannibalism. MMM.


So apparently back in the day, children not only snuggled with their favorite doll/stuffed animal but they also nestled with a handgun. They advertise how the gun is so safe that even a small girl can play with it. The bitch looks like she wants to kill. I wouldn't trust her! (I am referring to the doll...creepy!)


Here is another cannibal to the animal kingdom. I wonder what all the foreign shit says. I imagine something to the effect of: Try out meat. Our meat is so good that our own animals will kill themselves because we all strive for the freshest of meats!


Oh fuck! Really! Is it always illegal? I have been going on mass murdering sprees where I was killing anything with a fallopian tube for years and now you tell me it could be illegal! Fuck!