Weird Vintage Ads 2

TCIF!!! (Thank Cunts It's Friday)

It's Friday, Bitches!

You entered my weekly post labeled, "Weird Vintage Ads"

Now wipe the midget cum of your face and enjoy!

Please tell me why there are scary, creepy clowns stalking about while she is in her bra? It's like they are advertising, "Wear our bras and you will be raped by clowns!"

No Thanks! I pass!

Now, this is just old fashion racism! Why would they show advertise something like this! PS: If that syrup is that good...then I am definitely going to get some! Fo' sho! (Translates to: For Sure...for you crackers!)

LMAO! This is the 1956 Mattel Doll named Allan. He is Ken's "buddy". I don't know if you can see the writing but they seriously printed on the box: Allan He is Ken's "Buddy" (Note: I did not add the quotation marks. They added those to the actual box! LOL) They even printed on the box how Allan and Ken "swap clothes" LOL.

The box shows Ken behind Allan. With a very horny, excited grin. I knew Allan was a bottom! The outfit gave it away!

This sunlamp is so safe that you can even place a baby under it for hours!

This is actual German Radium filled chocolate. Radium Chocolate manufactured by Burk & Braun was sold in Germany from 1931 to 1936, advertised for its powers of rejuvenation. MMM why have regular chocolate when they can be filled with radium..Mmm

These kids are creepy! Why are they looking so mischievous look on their face with Zippo lighters behind them! I feel like they are planning to burn their parents in their bed as they sleep! It's like Children of the Corn but pyro style!

I never knew Santa liked his cigs so much! Hey Santa, do you like to smoke weed too? If so, for Christmas, let's blaze some hydro, bitch, and pass a 40 to keep warm. Ahh! Toasty!

Weird Vintage Ads

Welcome to another cunty edition of The Cunt Says!

People were creepy back in the day, I mean, hello ,they did use turkey basters filled with vinegar as a douche. (The fact may not be a fact but a fabrication I conjured up to be funny. Despite my lies, people were creepy back in the day!!)

Well, I came across some weird vintage ads.

I decided I will share these ads weekly with my cunty readers.

Like look at this ad below. LOL

Now why is this little boy so afraid that his father is drinking coffee.
Its almost as if his dad makes his coffee Irish, if you know what I mean, and then goes on a fist-punching-son-in-the-face rampage.

Haha! The fact that he has a pillow on his ass is probably a result from all the incestrous anal raping.




I don't even know if a caption is even necessary for the below picture. LOL




I never seen a cow so happy to get slaughtered. Look! He even has a bib so he can eat himself as well. Its a higher breed of cannibalism. MMM.


So apparently back in the day, children not only snuggled with their favorite doll/stuffed animal but they also nestled with a handgun. They advertise how the gun is so safe that even a small girl can play with it. The bitch looks like she wants to kill. I wouldn't trust her! (I am referring to the doll...creepy!)


Here is another cannibal to the animal kingdom. I wonder what all the foreign shit says. I imagine something to the effect of: Try out meat. Our meat is so good that our own animals will kill themselves because we all strive for the freshest of meats!


Oh fuck! Really! Is it always illegal? I have been going on mass murdering sprees where I was killing anything with a fallopian tube for years and now you tell me it could be illegal! Fuck!