How To Kill Yourself In A Fun Way 2

Another week, another cunty day.

Welcome to this week's How To Kill Yourself In a Fun Way.

The picture itself is pretty explanatory but for the illerate retards, I have written the steps below:

Step 1: Find comfortable shoes. They can be boots, tennis shoes, orthopedic shoes, etc

Step 2: Locate a sharp object that you can plunge into your comfy shoes. (An Iron spike is preferred but you can use anything sharp and pointy)

Step 3; Drive the sharp object into the tops of your shoes (Refer to picture if you have any questions)

Step 4: Wait and Bleed (You can also hum Slipknot's awesome song "Wait and Bleed" as you...wait and bleed..duh!)

Stay tune next week for more fun ways to kill yourself!

How To Kill Yourself In A Fun Way

Have u ever said to yourself, "Geewhiz, I wish there was a fun darn way to commit suicide".

Well, my depressed friend, there is!

Everyone loved the game hopscotch back in the day. Well now you can play hopscotch in an adult manner.

Step 1: You must have the urge to kill yourself or another unsuspecting human

Step 2: Draw in chalk (or lines of coke. Up to you) a hopscotch grid (as shown in the picture in this delightful yet informative blog) on a rooftop of a building.

Step 3: Pick up a pebble or any throwing apparatus

Step 4: Throw this item. If it goes over the ledge, then you automatically win the prize of death. If not, hopscotch your way to the box the item has landed on. Repeat step 3 and 4.

Step 5: As you (or if you are planning to kill someone in this fun
manner) are flying to your death, scream out "The Cunt Says is the best blog ever!" If you are going to have someone else hopscotch to their death, you must force them to say it. If it is not said, then the soul will be eaten by zombiefish!

(If you don't know what is a zombiefish, I
urge to to read my 1st blog on this demonic creature. Link enclosed
http://duckie2318.blogspot.com/2009/07/fetal-position-can-be-sex-position.html )