Ask A Cunt 4

Guess what today is! It is Ask A Cunt. Now go ahead...ask!

ASK A CUNT
Q: When I bleed from my vagina every month, I notice clumpy blood masses. What is it? Is it healthy?

A: Does the clumps come with a severed head? Does it happen after being gang banged? When you noticed the clumps, do you see any pieces of aborted flesh ? If yes to the above, then yes it is healthy and most likely you just miscarried your father’s child. If no, then you are just a bloody whore.



Q: I have Down syndrome. What can I do to not look like Corky or Sloth from the Goonies?

A: Simple. Go to a dark alley that you know people travel down. With a scalpel, take the face of a “normie” that walk down the alley. Go home. Wash the face. Grab a rubber band and a stapler. Staple the rubber band to the face. Put the face on like a mask. Yay! Now you are normal!



Q: I like vagina but I’m not a lesbian. Is this normal?

A: You are a secret lesbo. What you should do…go to a strip club. If you get turned on by the pussy and tits that are rubbing on your face...then you are a monster dyke. If it turns you off then that is just gay. Who doesn’t like pussy? Seriously.



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Welcome to the weekly post ASK A CUNT!

Enjoy bitches!

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Q: I love sex but don’t want to be considered a whore. Any solutions?

A: First of all, get that cock out of your mouth before speaking to me. Also, please refrain from touching me as I do not want to obtain any of your diseases. Instead of having sex with anything that has eyes (yeah, I know about that one night stand with that horse!) why don’t you invest in a dildo or be in a monogamous relationship, whore!

Q: I can’t get off when I have sex with my girlfriend. This is putting a strain on my relationship with her. My friends call me impotent and some even say that my penis is too small for her wide whole. I don’t know what to do anymore. I need your help, cunt!

A: Do you enjoy masturbating in your own feces? Do you put things on purpose inside your ass? If so, come out of the closet already, you fairy. Otherwise, maybe you don’t like fatties, you chubby chaser. Tell your girl to run on a treadmill for two weeks straight and I bet you member will stand attention, if you catch my drift.

Q: I can’t stand my bitchy girlfriend. All she does is bitch and moan. What can I do to curve her craziness?

A: Is her name Wendy, perhaps? Anyways, why don’t you powder your pimp hand and slap that bitch. She will respect you sooner that you think. If she fights back, then hide all her tampons. The bitch is ragging it. Get out of her WAY!!!

Ask A Cunt

Guess what today is! Besides it being Friday, you fucking cumdumpster.

It's my weekly post called Ask A Cunt!!!

ASK A CUNT

Q: Any advice on how to become more sociable and outgoing?

A: Just the fact in itself that you are asking me proves to me that you are a loser. Now, if you happen to live in an underground cave while you play piano in candlelight as you mask your deformed face, then my advice to you is that you should use your abnormalities to scare small children
and young women. If this does not apply to you, then why don't you stop being a pussy and say hello to people, you antisocial loser!

Q: My girlfriend wants to buy candy thongs. They look like Fruit roll
ups but for your vag. I'm scared to try it. How can I tell her that
candied cooch does not turn me on?

A: Wow. What's your girlfriend's number because obviously you
can't handle her! Scared to tastes a fruit roll up that is shaped as a
thong, wow, what a fucking prude. What you should do is take a tootsie
roll and shove it deep in your ass. Shit it out. Take a bite. Now if you
were able to do that (which I'm sure you do nightly) then having your
girl sport some candy should be no problem. If you still feel you
cant' go through it, then break up with her and become a nun, you
fag!

Q: Why are you such a cunt?

A: Why are you such a fucking idiot. I'm a cunt because I live in a
world full of retards that have no lives., you dumb fuck!

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